Hey babe,
Let’s get your MONEY SHIT all the way together.
I’M HERE FOR THE ADHD GIRLIES WHO WANT TO MAKE MORE MONEY AND SAVE MORE MONEY.
Hi! I’m Michelina, and I’m so freakin glad you’re here.
Let me just put this out there right now. Money is fake, it’s mostly just numbers on a screen.
But I get that the stress, the shame, the anxiety about money is so real.
Come with me. We’re going to crush your money anxiety, and You’re going to finally feel confident about where your money is going because i’m going to show you a super easy money strategy to accomplish all of your goals while maximizing the money you keep for you.
like so easy, an adhd girlie like me can handle it, and so can you!
Are you totally over getting scammed by your finances??
IS THIS YOU?
- you’re unclear about what you’re actually supposed to be doing with your money
- but you definitely know you want to keep more of it for yourself
- you’re daydreaming of when you can pay off your student loans, start traveling, start a business, buy a nice car, invest in real estate
- but you’re feeling a bit financially insecure
- you’re not sure where to even start when it comes to getting your money shit together
- but you know you want to set Future You up for success!
- the gender economic gap is your Roman Empire — you think about it daily
- you’re annoyed by finance bros 🤢 and you’re sick of the mansplaining
- you need a freakin’ break and are looking for some HELP!
Girrrllll, I get it.
Money is stressful for us all, but especially when you have you don’t have anyone to tell you what the fuck is up.
And when you have trouble focusing problems with impulsivity and rejection sensitivity, and anxiety and depression, that’s a recipe for disaster 😅
But you’re here now! You can finally stop worrying so damn much. During our time together, we’ll demystify the world of finance so it’s not so ~scary~ anymore. Trust me, boys do it, so it can’t be that hard.
I’ll break down the confusing stuff into digestible little morsels. You’ll learn easy peasy financial strategies, and I’ll hold your hand the whole way. Pinky promise!
Are you excited to finally knock out your finance goals like the Cool Girl who has her shit together??
When you finally have a bestie to guide you and an expert strategy, it won’t be long before you’re the rich friend!
You’ll be saving more money than you ever imagined, and this ✨money thing✨ will feel totally do-able.
SO, ARE YOU READY TO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER??
What does it take to join my Rich Girl Gang (RGG)? I’m so glad you asked!
BEFORE I FIGURED OUT MY MONEY SHIT…
You know that feeling of like, kind of having it together, but there is this underlying sense of panic that things aren’t totally right?? Yeah, that was me like 10 years ago. It feels like somehow you’re missing something that everyone else seems to know. And a big part of that was money and finances.
Most of my bills were paid on time, but I had major investing fomo. Even thinking about IRAs and 401ks made my hands sweaty. Anytime my friends were talking about how much money they had in their retirement funds, I could feel my face getting hot. I had a lot of shame and guilt about not knowing what I was supposed to be doing or mulling over all the “mistakes” I felt I was making. The sheer uncertainty of it all made me anxious and physically ill.
Fast forward to now ⏩ I have more money saved than I ever imagined, and I have total confidence in my financial strategy!
I WANT THAT FOR YOU, TOO. THAT’S WHY I GOT INTO THIS BIZ.
I WANT TO START A GANG OF RICH GIRLIES WHO MAKE THEIR DREAMS HAPPEN.
…are you with me???
QUIT STALLING!
INTRODUCING…
Infinite Banking
WITH MICHELINA SPARKS
AN EASY-TO-FOLLOW, PROVEN FINANCIAL STRATEGY TO KEEP MORE MONEY FOR YOURSELF & STOP GIVING ALL OF IT AWAY TO CORPORATE BILLIONAIRES WHO EXPLOIT POOR PEOPLE FOR ✨RECORD BREAKING PROFITS✨
